The Evil Minds Beta program is now open to intrepid adventurers worldwide!

If you dare to join our ranks, select your platform below for instructions:
  • I have an iPhone that was hand-crafted by Jony Ive out of aluminium and probably cost $1,000.
  • I have an Android phone because I believe in a free and open internet and/or I just needed a cheap smartphone.
  • I have a Windows Phone, just because.
If you have any questions, email jacob@evilstudios.pizza for help.