Top o' the mornin' to ya, digital card-slingin' connoisseurs and mischief-makers! As the world turns green with envy (or perhaps just a touch of nausea) in celebration of St. Patrick's Day, we at Evil Apples wanted to send our own special greeting your way.
Here's to a day filled with luck as rare as a leprechaun's pot o' gold and laughter as infectious as an Irish jig. May your hands be blessed with cards so diabolically clever, they'd make even a banshee blush.
As you don your finest green attire and raise a pint (or several) in honor of the Emerald Isle, don't forget to gather 'round with friends, old and new, for a round (or several) of Evil Apples. Let the cards fly like shamrocks in a storm, each one more twisted and tantalizing than the last.
And should you find yourself in need of a wee bit o' inspiration, just remember: the best cards are like a four-leaf clover—rare, but oh-so-sweet when they're dealt to you.
So, here's to you, our fellow mischief-makers, our partners in crime. May your St. Patrick's Day be filled with joy, laughter, and just the right amount of filth and wickedness.
Sláinte! (That's Irish for "Cheers," in case you were wondering.)
The Evil Apples Team